ok... i don't wanna generalize it, i don't mean all men are stupid -- i'm sure there must be some great guys somewhere in the world (i refuse to believe interesting intelligent wonderful charming men are Santa Clauss' sons!!) -- but right now i feel this huuuuuuuuge need to make fun of men...

here's some jokes i found on the web: 

The Not-So-Secret Male Handbook

Practice grunting 5 times a day. While some may find it acceptable to grunt only before the morning coffee, the true male will only answer in monosyllabic form, except for emergencies, (i.e. when some portion of your body is on fire.)

Never ever show emotion. No exceptions. Including the emergency listed in Rule 1.

Never talk to a female, no matter how long you've known her, when you're with your friends.

Never compliment a girl, unless it's behind her back about the size of her, um...

Tell your girlfriend every dirty joke you can think of -- you know how she loves them!

Tell her, in detail, about all the girls that hit on you.

Automatically assume that she doesn't know a thing about cars or electrical equipment. When she finally gives in and lets you fix something, try your best to completely ruin it.

Blame everything on PMS.

Men are like... alcohol.
They're guaranteed to fuck with your head and make you feel like hell in the morning.

Men are like... Ken dolls.
They are fun for a while and when you are tired of them, you can rip their heads off!